THC's Definition of the Day - In Collaboration with E. Gadd's Word of the Day

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

This is a new game that Andy came up with. Hey, I'm ThatHiddenCharacter and I will be hosting this new game. E. Gadd knows of this and is complete agreement with it. Here's how it works: I will put a definition from the previous day's word in E. Gadd's Word of the Day, then people come up with funny words that could be defined by the definition. Then I decide which word is funniest. I am going to be randomly selecting funny definitions, the only thing that is consistent about them is that they are from the previous day's word. Now to get started! Unless I forgot any important points.

?? (?.) - designed to show off a speaker's flashy seizure-inducing strobe-light-laden pants.

[E. Gadd Industries]

See: Flashpants (n.)

[Dekkadeci]

See: Discotech (adj., n.)

(The gag is that this is pronounced the same way as the real word discotheque.)

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Dekka wins!

?? (?.) - just a big fan.

(Sorry for the delay, but I can't post a definition until E. Gadd posts a winner so that all of the definitions are from the previous word.)

[AmpharosAndy]

See: FAN(n.)

Also why don't you just use random definitions from any day? You can then select more interesting/fun ones plus it solves a problem if nobody participates on a given day/you don't have to wait for egadd.

[cashwarrior1]

saw:Ceiling Fan

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Also why don't you just use random definitions from any day? You can then select more interesting/fun ones plus it solves a problem if nobody participates on a given day/you don't have to wait for egadd.

If I'm being honest, I used E. Gadd being late as an excuse. I had completely forgotten to do this the day before, it had nothing to do with E. Gadd being late.

[AmpharosAndy]

Dun dun DUUUUN! How could you? Think about the children!

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Dun dun DUUUUN! How could you? Think about the children!

Should I post the winner today because I'm a day off?

[AmpharosAndy]

A dunnay m'not in charge innit. Do what you think is right. 

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Andy wins because he brought my biggest fan with him.

?? (?.) - a large snake, about as big as four ordinary snakes.

[AmpharosAndy]

Can I do the same joke two days in a row? You bet I can!

See: SNAKE (n.)
        snake snake snake snake

[mastersuperfan]

See: Snake? Snake?!

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

[E. Gadd Industries]

See: Alright! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH ALL THESE MOTHER(censored) SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER(censored) PLANE! (inj.)

See also:

[Dudeman]

A dunnay m'not in charge innit.

Sometimes Andy is a perfectly intelligible, proper British male.

And sometimes he posts that.