Which Super Smash Bros. Character Will You Sleep With Tonight?

[SlowPokemon]

So I figured a reboot of this game might be fun, and it just so happens that there are exactly enough characters in the new Super Smash Bros. roster to make a game of it! Enjoy.

RULES: Make a post in the thread, and the last two numbers of the post time (the seconds counter) determine who you'll be getting it on with tonight.

00: Mario
01: Luigi
02: Peach
03: Bowser
04: Yoshi
05: Rosalina & Luma (does this count as a threesome?)
06: Bowser Jr.
07: Larry
08: Roy
09: Wendy
10: Iggy
11: Morton
12: Lemmy
13: Ludwig
14: Wario
15: Mr. Game & Watch (not quite sure how this one would work...)
16: Donkey Kong
17: Diddy Kong
18: Link
19: Zelda
20: Sheik
21: Ganondorf
22: Toon Link
23: Samus (power suit) (good luck brah )
24: Zero Suit Samus (good luck brah )
25: Pit
26: Palutena
27: Marth
28: Ike
29: Robin (male)
30: Robin (female)
31: Kirby
32: King Dedede
33: Meta Knight
34: Little Mac (just make sure he doesn't get in the air)
35: Fox
36: Falco
37: Pikachu
38: Charizard
39: Lucario (any furries on board?)
40: Jigglypuff
41: Greninja
42: Duck Hunt (oh god)
43: R.O.B.
44: Ness
45: Captain Falcon (falcon BANG)
46: Villager (male)
47: Villager (female)
48: Olimar
49: Alph
50: Wii Fit Trainer (female) (mmm)
51: Wii Fit Trainer (male) (mmm)
52: Dr. Mario
53: Dark Pit
54: Lucina
55: Shulk
56: Pac-Man
57: Mega Man
58: Sonic
59: Mii (I suppose depending on the Mii this could be a wish fulfillment huh)

[Olimar12345]

Post.

Damn, I was one away from Zero Suit Samus AND Palutena...

[mikey]

This game looks a little wierder than the last one.

[blueflower999]

Post

[Olimar12345]

Once more before I go.

Better! A woman, at least! xD

[Maelstrom]

wynaut

ugh... Wendy....

[K-NiGhT]

yay!

edit: or nah

[fingerz]

I love this game.

Edit: Yay, a MALE Villager all to myself... XD

[FireArrow]

Yo

Edit: Well that's boring.

[SlowPokemon]

I don't think sex with Luigi could possibly be boring though I'd probably be laughing my ass off the whole time at the noises

[braix]

Edit:

[Nebbles]

let's see who i get

edit: wii fit trainer (female)

uh

[MaestroUGC]

And go.

Hehehe. Mega Man indeed.

[Maelstrom]

redo

Male wii fit trainer.

And I thought wendy was bad...

[SlowPokemon]

Yo at least male wii fit trainer is attractive and human XD even if no homo