The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[MaestroUGC]

I had my hand sliced open before with some scissors, of course I was 9 at the time, but they were anything but safe...ty.

[Ruto]

Lol you guys crack me up XD

[SuperFireKirby]

It was purely unintentional, and my friend feels really bad. I've had fun going around today telling people I got stabbed.

Lol, did the exact same thing once. Except, it was the result of five-finger roulette.

[Bubbles]

So at ten oclock my mom tells me that I need to leave my house at 6:15 tomorrow

wheeee

[spitllama]

Go to le bed!


And nooo I missed sentimental time

[Bubbles]

Its not that simple. I cant just force myself to fall asleep like some people

[Shadoninja]

Its not that simple. I cant just force myself to fall asleep like some people

I'll sing you a lullaby. la la laaaaa la la laaaa la la laa laa laa laa laa.

[Kman96]

I'll sing you a lullaby. la la laaaaa la la laaaa la la laa laa laa laa laa.

Is it weird that I know what lullaby you're singing??

[Bubbles]

I actually know what song youre singing
*goes to sleep*

EDIT: Ninja'd XD

[Dude]

I got nothin.

What song is it?

[MoboMoga]

I think it's Brahms lullaby.

[Waddle Bro]

SCREW THE RULES.

XDDDDDDDD

[Ruto]

^THE CAPS PART IS TRUE. THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WHY I TYPE IN CAPS. And no, I'm not talking about TBWCW.

Snowball?

Graphite is non toxic, I think. There was this kid that kept eating refillable pencil lead when I was in elementary school. It was really disturbing but he was okay...in some ways...

[spitllama]

...in some ways...

xD

I had a kid in 8th grade who stapled his earlobe in math class.

...There was little math to be learned that day.

[Zunawe]

Maybe he just wanted to pierce his ear in two places at one time.