The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[MaestroUGC]

Hey now, there's no reason to be crying at those sons of bitches, they did nothing to deserve it.

Apologize, they have enough to deal with in life.

Maestro for President 2028

[Dude]

plot twist both *continues sobbing at you sons of bitches*

expected/10

[SlowPokemon]

There's a boy I've been crushing on for two months

I finally got his number

He's aseXUAL ARE U KIDDING ME

[DrP]

boys be crazy!

Who knows? He might become a good friend or might come into the light/introduce you to someone else.

The possibilities are endless

[SuperFireKirby]

There's a boy I've been crushing on for two months

I finally got his number

He's aseXUAL ARE U KIDDING ME

That just means you've got to try harder! Let out that inner sexy and make him yours!

[SlowPokemon]

Lol well it's not like I can change someone's sexual orientation but I'm going to see if he wants to date anyway

[Mashi]

All asexuals are actually SlowPokemonsexuals by default.

[MaestroUGC]

No, everybody is Maestrosexual by default. It's a proven fact.

[Waddle Bro]

Legalize maestro marriage 2028

[FireArrow]

There's a boy I've been crushing on for two months

I finally got his number

He's aseXUAL ARE U KIDDING ME

Hey, better than straight.

[SuperFireKirby]

Well if he was straight, it would at least mean he has a sex drive, in which case Slow could have concocted an elaborate ruse involving makeup, a wig, and $100,000 worth of plastic surgery.

[DrP]

Slow can try and if no success, there's always a whole bunch more out there!

there are non-straight people are everywhere! It's certainly easier here with a close proximity to San Francisco.

Also,
home alone on a Friday night. And for some reason, I feel like I'm in a great mood and just feel like dancing in my apartment. I guess it could be worse

[Sebastian]

No, everybody is Maestrosexual by default. It's a proven fact.

You mean heterosexual?

[Waddle Bro]

I swear to god sometimes I get so frustrated that I want to hit that person in the face

[Bloop]

i'm owlsexual


owls are the best thing besides "Have-Some-Popcorn" Thomas