The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[DrP]

I don't think I ever had the talk (or remember)... I sort of... discovered it on my own at some point (which I do not recall).

Maybe I just knew. The furthest I can recall knowing about it was when I was about 7. I could've found out before that.

/vague

[Ruto]

(Once the sperm is inside.)

Lol thanks to the internet no one needs to explain what the previous steps are.

Other than how the baby is made, I think the other thing to know is how to use some birth control. During WWI the US was apparently the only country that didn't give condoms to their soldiers. (uh oh!) Much syphilis and gonorrhea followed.

[DrP]

Keep in mind that this country was founded by Puritans who thought European religion was too liberal/not allowed to practice their ways (just one instance).

And we were one of a very select few non-Muslim countries to ban alcohol (Canada prohibited alcohol around the same time as the US).

The United States is not as progressive as other western countries.

[K-NiGhT]

Kind of a follow-up to my post here Monday about Monty Oum, but RoosterTeeth put the most beautiful thing on their channel today and it made me feel a lot better, even though death seems to be following me closer than my shadow lately.

[SuperFireKirby]

I had basically the same sex ed. experience as ZeldaFan. Learned and relearned every in 5th, 6th, 8th, and 10th grade. Only talk i ever hax with my parents was when I was spending a lot of time with my first girlfriend, my mom said to be safe(even tho we never had sex). My dad gave me a brief talk after he heard a girl in my room from the kitchen.

On a similar subject: I give foursomes a 0/10 would never recommend.

[Yugi]

care to make it a foursome

[braix]

So at school we were running a mile and this kid in front of me fell and I tripped over him. I screwed up my leg pretty bad; my knee was bleeding the remainder of the mile. Now it still isn't healing, it hurts like hell, and it's soaked through a million bandages. Plus the blood ruined my jeans.
But tomorrow is Saturday, so yay!

[mikey]

ya I would put something on that if it's still bleeding
not scabbing up is REALLY bad

[braix]

Uh but I did put something on it

[K-NiGhT]

Rub some dirt in it you'll be fine

Ice and ibuprofen

Walk it off

DISCLAIMER: DON'T FOLLOW ANY OF THIS ADVICE ACTUALLY NOT A DOCTOR

[Ruto]

You should probably see a doctor ._.

[SuperFireKirby]

Yeah, if it's not scabbing up it then you might have an issue besides just a cut.

[Saria]

Did you try putting pressure on it to help stop the bleeding? Anyways see a doctor! Its probably a lot deeper than you think.

or there's a rock in it maybe

[King Sammer]

MY LIFE FREAKING SUCKS.
Every song I would love to do was TAKEN BY OTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I have the crappy "Super" Paper Mario songs to take care of, and now I feel like it's the end of the world.
Good thing there's a super Mario Lego Fan to take care of me.
I'd either have to do unfamiliar songs (I hate that) or do a Super Paper Mario song, which sucks a lot!
And all the midis are PERFECT! I would have replaced them, but I would have been shot in the head with a bullet.
My life freaking sucks.

[Saria]

O boi MLF please soothe this boi's heart