I realize it's a little early, but I thought it would be cool to vote on this throughout the month of December and then post the results after the New Year. You know, sort of like a year recap thing.
For those who are wondering, I asked the previous two hosts (Mashi and Maestro), and both agreed that it's cool if a different person does this each year, and both of them seemed to be fine with me doing it. So here I go!
General Superlatives:Friendliest: Nebbles, Bespinben, Mario Lego Fan, Blueflower, Slow, Mashi, Fire Arrow
Nicest: Nebbles, Blueflower, K-Night, Mashi, Olimar, Bubbles, Ruto
Scariest: SFK, Wolf, Kefka, BDS, Slow, Zoroark
Sexiest: Fierce Deity, Nocturne, Slow, Winter, SFK, Jub
100% gayPrettiest: Nebbles, Bubbles, Roz, ETF, Winter
Longest: Sipan, Maestro, SFK, Yugi, Bubbles
Most Improved: Blueflower, Zoroark, Slow, Mario Lego Fan, Nocturne
Most Changed: Yugi, Olimar, Nocturne, Mario Lego Fan,
Cutest: Nocturne, Zoroark, Bubbles, Nebbles, ETF, Waddle Bro
Smartest: Mashi, Maestro, Blueflower (?), Zoroark, Ruto
The Most A+: Mashi, Maestro, Ruto, King Sammer
Frivolousest: Mashi, Slow, Jub, King Sammer
Best LPer: Maestro, Nebbles
Calmest: Ruto, Olimar, Bloop, Mashi, Dr. P
Best Couple: Blueflower + Slow (

), Waddle Bro + Slow, Ruto + Kefka, Maestro + The Universe, Slow + NSM Guys, Fingerz + Pit
Most Likely To Be A Closet Anime Fan: Mario Lego Fan, JaMaHa, Kefka, Jompa (Rats, they figured you out, Jompa!)
Most European: JaMaHa, Waddle Bro, FSM, Dr. P
Most American: SFK, Dr. P, Olimar
Most Australian: Fingerz, Clanker, Dr. P, Deku, Yugi, Pit
Most Canadian: Roz, Shadoninja, Dr. P JDMEK5
Most Likely To Succeed: Maestro, Blueflower, Dr. P, Ruto, Mashi
Best Vocabulary: Mashi, Fierce Deity, BDS, Maestro
Best Eyes: Slow, Winter, Waddle Bro, Kman
Best Hair: Fierce Deity, Zoroark, Winter, Nebbles
Best Reviewer of Stuff: Slow, Blueflower, Maestro, Wolf, BDS
Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad: Ruto, Waddle Bro, Nebbles, King Sammer
Best Artist: Nebbles, Ruto, Zoroark, Bubbles, Pit
Best Storyteller: K-Night, BDS, Cobraroll
Best Arranger: Bespinben, Deku, Bloop, Olimar, Fierce Deity
Best Composer: Maestro, Fierce Deity, Bloop, Slow
Cutest Friends: Slow + Blueflower, Shadowkirby + Kman, Fingerz + Pit, Maestro + Maestro, Slow + Waddle
Best Sheet Reviewer: Bespinben, Winter, Olimar, Deku
Best Moderator: Deku, JaMaHa, Winter, Bubbles, Olimar, Kefka
The Strongest: K-Night, Nocturne, SFK, Winter
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives": Maestro, Mario Lego Fan, SFK, Slow
Most Talented: Maestro, Bespinben, Bloop, Olimar
Most Positive: Mario Lego Fan, Blueflower, Mashi, Bloop
Most Missed NSM Member: Shadoninja, Bespinben, FSM, Wariopiano, Spitllama
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was: K-Night, Waddle Bro, Roz, Blueflower
Most Skilled Gamer: Fingerz, Waddle Bro, Roz, Yugi
Cruelest: Dude, Kefka, Slow
Most Depressing: Dude, Slow, Wolf, Harvest
Most Ridiculous: Mario Lego Fan, Zoroark, SFK, King Sammer
Best BFF: Blueflower, Slow, K-Night, Mashi
Most Random/Spontaneous: Yugi, Zoroark, SFK, Wolf
Biggest Fanboy: Slow, Blueflower, Mario Lego Fan, Yugi
Most Datable: Waddle Bro, Nocturne, Slow, Mashi
Best Not Best: Nocturne, Dude, Pianoplaya
Best Presidential Candidate For 2028: Maestro, Mario Lego Fan, Maelstrom
Best Mod Candidate For Next Tuesday: Maestro, Bubbles, Mario Lego Fan, Yugi, Fierce Deity
Most Pokemon Champion Material: Waddle Bro, Roz, K-Night, Slow
Best Ping Pong Player: Blueflower, Slow, Fire Arrow
Most Fun in Bed: SFK, Slow, Nocturne, JaMaHa
Most

: Mario Lego Fan, Nocturne, King Sammer, Wolf, BDS
Best Debater: Fierce Deity, Mario Lego Fan, BDS
Biggest Hipster: Dr. P, SFK, Nebbles, Yugi
Most Fabulous: Nebbles, Mashi, Slow, Dude, Zoroark, SFK
TWG Related Awards:
Best TWG Game
Best Human Player
Best Wolf Player
Most Improved Player
Funnest Player
Most Manipulative Player
Best Host
Best Player to Have on Your Side
Hardest Player to Read
Most Suspicious Player
Most Inactive Player
Most Unconventional Player
Most Likely To Dance With WolvesAnd, just for fun, I'm going to also add this:
Best Host For Next Year's NSM Superlatives: K-Night, Zoroark, Fierce Deity, SFK, Yugi
Here's what I'm going to say in terms of rules:
- From the time this is posted until the end of this week, you may suggest new superlatives to me via PM. Each member can suggest a maximum of two new awards, and if I deem them acceptable, they will be added to the list.
- After this Saturday (or earlier if suggestions for new superlatives stop coming in), you may submit nominations for each category. Unless someone objects to this, I'd like to place a maximum of four entry nominations per category at the most, and in order to be eligible for voting, a member most be nominated by at least two separate people.
- I'm fine if you vote or nominate yourself for any of the above categories, but please do so with discretion. If I see that you're voting for yourself on too many of them, I reserve the right to not count those votes.
And there you have it! If any of the above seems unreasonable, let me know and I can change it.