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Corny jokes that should never be told... but will.

Started by Dude, June 08, 2008, 02:33:00 PM

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Dude

1. What's a pig's favorite form of Algebra?
Hogarithms

2. What do you call a scab on a T-rex?
A dinosore

3. What do you call it when a pig kills itself?
Sooie-cide

See if you can think of some more ;)

MetroidHunter26

I love corny jokes! they ALWAYS make me laugh for some odd reason.

starpikachu

What do you call an insect that can tell time?
A clockroach

Egnio

Too bad all corny jokes I know are in spanish :/
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Dude

Can you translate them, or would it not make any sense in English?

Egnio

Quote from: Dude on June 08, 2008, 04:39:09 PMCan you translate them, or would it not make any sense in English?

Doubt they make sense in english.

Example A:
Spanish: ¿Qué es un cabrón? Una cabra muy grande
English: What's a Big Goat? A big goat

Goat = Cabra
Big goat = Cabrón

Cabrón is actually a swear word in spanish, but big goat is not by itself (Although people might take it as an insult anyways). The joke works in the way that the question makes the user believe that you're swearing, while, in fact, you're not.

Example B:
Spanish: ¿Qué es un camarón? Una cámara muy grande.
English: What's a shrimp? A big camera.

Camera = Cámara
Shrimp = Camarón

As you can see, this one makes absolutely no sense in english, because a shrimp and a camera are absolutely different things. But in spanish, the question makes the other person believe that the camarón is an animal, but then realize it's, in fact, an aumentative of camera.

So yeah. I'll be watching this thread rather than contributing to it.
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Davey

#6
What did the Mexican Fireman Name his 2 Sons?

José and Hose B

Requiem

Quote from: DaveyTheRebel on June 08, 2008, 05:03:56 PMHosé and Hose B
That would be José. ::)

Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A: A little hoarse.

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Q: What's black and looks like a dog?
A: A black dog.

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Egnio

Funny you mention it. My first first name is José. :P
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starpikachu

Quote from: Egnio on June 08, 2008, 09:15:49 PMFunny you mention it. My first first name is José. :P
lol
Anyway:
Q: What color is a burp?
A: Burple!

Sirus

Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE  :P
i know a perverted Gandhi version of this joke might be offensive
Q:Why did Gandhi cross the road?
A:To ask his son for what his price was
You see one of Gandhi's sons was a prostitute because he hated his dad and his liberty fights  he resented Gandhi
  :o

robi-wan

Quote from: Egnio on June 08, 2008, 09:15:49 PMMy first first name is José. :P

On a shtiiiick? :P



Q: What does a bum call a dumpster.

A: Bed and Breakfast.

Olimar12345

EVERY "Thats what she said" JOKE!!!!

(well, some are still pretty funny but i had this friend who kinda ruiened it 4 me by using it WAY TOO MUCH!!!)
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The-Real-Link

Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie? Because is was rated "Arrr!"    XD