Control the Throne

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I know Shadow Kirby, but that isn't Dark Kirby.

Kirby kills DMK and gives me the throne.

I send out all my thousands of minions at once, who overwhelm you and Kirby.
"Why don't all villains do that? "

[Dudeman]

Ghirahim kills you and your minions with his huge army of Bokoblins, Moblins, and Stalfos.

I take the throne.

[EFitTrainr]

I know Shadow Kirby, but that isn't Dark Kirby.

Kirby kills DMK and gives me the throne.

Hai guys

[Zunawe]

A wild Shadowkirby appears! Everybody is distracted! I move the throne out from under Dudeman.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

A wild Shadowkirby appears! Everybody is distracted! I move the throne out from under Dudeman.

While moving the throne, you fall off of a cliff cartoon-style, but don't emerge unharmed cartoon-style.
The throne happens to fall next to me; I sit on the throne.

[Spyro]

I come back and take the throne.

[Dudeman]

Unoriginality is unoriginal.

The throne is confiscated by me. I sit.

[Zunawe]

The creativeness police decide that simply saying you take the throne was not worthy of getting you the throne. You are arrested and thrown into a dimension in which everything is gray and square and there is no creativity. I sneak up and take the throne while the police are dragging you away kicking and screaming.

Unoriginality is unoriginal.

The throne is confiscated by me. I sit.

(basically the same thing. I was just more elaborate)

The irony makes your head explode. I clean up the throne and sit.

[Fleetstar The Flygon]

I come bursting into the throne room riding a rainbow flygon with a diamond sword in my hand that commences to shoot portals and fluffy bunnies and teleport everyone to a poisonous asteroid known for its dwarves and casserole. I am then carried by twenty-four sugar-gliders to settle upon the throne, therefore becoming Queen of the Stupid.

[Zunawe]

I sit in the throne and laugh at your ramblings from the LSD I gave you.

[UnknownKirbyMan]

I sit next to Zunawe on the throne and raise a Light Screen around the throne.
Also, Cirno is the Queen of the Stupid, not Fleetstar. Or maybe Utsuho Reiuji.

[Zunawe]

But the throne is only big enough for me! So I backstab you and become an evil dictator! Mwahahaha

[UnknownKirbyMan]

"Critical hit on Substitute. The Substitute fades away."
I obliterate you with a point blank Hyper Beam.

I become invisible and fly somewhere nearby to watch.

[Dudeman]

...which leaves the throne open, allowing me to take it.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

...which leaves the throne open, allowing me to take it.

As UnknownKirbyMan goes to ambush you...
You've activated my trap card!!! Tributing a DARK monster with 1000 or less ATK, I eliminate both of you with Crush Card Virus.