The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[Saria]

WTF why do I not have her number? I'm obviously the sexiest one here *glares at SFK*

*ahem* you cannot forget that you are in the presence of the sexiest chinchilla in the entire ETFing  world. So I win.

Uhhh hello. I'm the sexiest. Duh. :I

EVERYBODY KNOWS ME IS TEH MOST GOOD LOOKING. LOOK AT MAH SIGNATURE. AND MASHI'S AN ASEXUEL. Batches.

[MassiveMayhem]

Today I had to break into my own house bhecause I forgot my keys. 

Same here. I broke into my back window.

[ETFROXX]

But you're not a chinchilla. :p

ANYWAYS

ETF has a job.

Eh?

[triforced1]

You're alive?!

[ETFROXX]

Barely. I'm grounded and it's a long story I don't feel like getting into. I'm at Master_Gamer38's dorm right now.

[spitllama]

Wait... ETF = 17 yrs old + dorm = college... but 17 yrs ≠ college...


Wut

[SuperFireKirby]

Barely. I'm grounded and it's a long story I don't feel like getting into. I'm at Master_Gamer38's dorm right now.

grounded and managing to be in North Dakota/where ever MG goes to college? pretty lenient parents.

ALSO, WHAT'S WITH CHANGING YOUR NAME ON STEAM, YOU JERK. I WAS ALL LIKE, WHO'S DIS PERSON? AND THEN I SAW "PLAYING TF2" AND I WAS ALL "OH ETF KITTY, YOU SO SILLY".

-true story, bro

[triforced1]

I'm fighting Elder Princess Shroob and I see what you guys mean about that tentacle attack. -.-

[Dude]

Wait... ETF = 17 yrs old + dorm = college... but 17 yrs ≠ college...
Wut

You obviously didn't read her post, did you?

[SuperFireKirby]

Derp... Derp = 17 derps old + derp = derp... but 17 derps ≠ derp...


Derp

*fixed

[SlowPokemon]

Barely. I'm grounded and it's a long story I don't feel like getting into. I'm at Master_Gamer38's dorm right now.

:< I'm sorry.

[Jub3r7]

Eh?

I made that post because people were like "WHERE IS ETF" even though you had posted earlier in the day.

[spitllama]

Well I didn't know visitors could just go into college dorms. So I just made a bad assumption.

[MassiveMayhem]

Why is my family so fucking stupid. It's like they all have brain problems or something.

[Harvest]

Seriously considering seeing a psychiatrist.  Only problem is the horribly awkward conversation with the parents which I don't think I can get past.