The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[Bubbles]

Aww its ok fsm

My face randomly decided to make a huge new freckle right under my eye in a spot that makes it look either like a big zit or a black eye. And freckles dont go away.

[SlowPokemon]

You could try blowing it up. Go to your local dynamite retail store (they differ by area of the country, I think) and get a can of freckle remover. A good one is "Fred's Freckle Remover: Blowing Up Your Face To Get Rid Of Those Pesky Freckles."

[Kman96]

My face randomly decided to make a huge new freckle right under my eye in a spot that makes it look either like a big zit or a black eye. And freckles dont go away.

I would seriously go get that checked out by a skin doctor. If it suddenly just appeared overnight, etc, it's a possible sign of melanoma. If it is, like you said, huge, that's not a good sign either.

/notadoctor

[FSM-Reapr]

You could try blowing it up. Go to your local dynamite retail store (they differ by area of the country, I think) and get a can of freckle remover. A good one is "Fred's Freckle Remover: Blowing Up Your Face To Get Rid Of Those Pesky Freckles."

Is this a joke??? :O You guys have DYNAMITE RETAIL STORES???

[FSM-Reapr]

Double post:

http://www.cancer.org/cancer/stomachcancer/overviewguide/stomach-cancer-overview-survival-rates

I looked this. My life doesn't suck. There is 71% chance I'll survive.

[Bubbles]

I would seriously go get that checked out by a skin doctor. If it suddenly just appeared overnight, etc, it's a possible sign of melanoma. If it is, like you said, huge, that's not a good sign either.

/notadoctor

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Melanoma.jpg Eww it doesnt look like that picture XD It big for a freckle and dark, but its not cancerous or anything (it better not be, or nsm's cancer rate would become extremely frivolous). I cant think of anything size-wise that I could compare it to, but I guess its like the size of a headphone jack but not a perfect circle or anything

Is this a joke??? :O You guys have DYNAMITE RETAIL STORES???

Of course we do. Doesnt every country?

Double post:

http://www.cancer.org/cancer/stomachcancer/overviewguide/stomach-cancer-overview-survival-rates

I looked this. My life doesn't suck. There is 71% chance I'll survive.

Yay Fsm! But you really shouldnt look up things like that since so many people have false facts that would just depress you, though Im sure this ones true since its cancer's official website

[FSM-Reapr]

Of course we do. Doesnt every country?

Why can't I tell is that sarcasm or not

[spitllama]

It's sarcasm

[SlowPokemon]

"Fred's Freckle Remover: Blowing Up Your Face To Get Rid Of Those Pesky Freckles."

Does this honestly sound like a product that would actually exist

[FSM-Reapr]

Does this honestly sound like a product that would actually exist

No, I thought it was some kind of American inside joke that I wouldn't understand.

[Zunawe]

Dynamite to remove freckles? tThat's absurd. Everybody knows you use fluoroantimonic acid.

[Bubbles]

The police at the shore consider fireworks to be highly illegal explosives -.- I got my sparklers confiscated on the 4th of July. And do Finnish have freckles?

[FSM-Reapr]

totes but we got them from those damn swedish, curse you all

[Bubbles]

Excuse you (its not like Im swedish or anything)

[SuperFireKirby]

So a candy store opened up in the mall. And soI bought like 2 pounds of candy. And ate it all while watching Doctor Who. And then felt kinda sick. So I ate some milk and cookies. And SOMEHOW I felt even more sick. So now I'm kinda regretting eating all that candy.