The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[Shadoninja]

Hmmmm all this talk about death. But why are we sad about it? People die, unfortunately. Wait, is it unfortunate? I don't think so. Because your death results in the sprouting of new and beautiful life! Death is just a necessary for life as life itself. It's best just to accept it and embrace it than try to fight it. I have multiple people dear to me who have passed away for many reasons: drug overdose, cancer, stroke. I don't know if their souls went to a better place, but I know their bodies did. They became one with with the Earth in every physical sense. It is the greatest honor one could have.To destroy the Earth as much as we do in our lifetimes and still be embraced by it fully in death. That is my benevolent creator. That is my God. The Earth and all of its beauty.

Everybody dies some time. I want to go out the same way I came in: in a vagina.

[Yugi]

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[SlowPokemon]

First of all that doesn't make sense, second of all if you're going to accuse people of desiring STDs at least spell them right

[Bubbles]

So I just got back from my basketball game. I guess this part belongs in the MMD topic, but we won 25-24 after I scored wth 3 seconds left then stuffed the ball down some little girls throat XD And I wonder why I'm intimidating

Anyway, I got hit in the face with the ball. Multiple times. My nose is on fire and I'm pretty sure Im going to wake up tomorrow with black eyes, along with my knees bleeding and my finger jammed

But yeah it was a good game

[Waddle Bro]

basketball

I can see why you're good friends with FSM.

[Bubbles]

Once again, is basketball difficult to play/find in Finland? I really don't get it, its like everywhere here and its hard not to see it

[Waddle Bro]

It's not hard in here.

[Bubbles]

The why are you two so obsessed with it?

[Waddle Bro]

BECAUSE BASKETBALL IS FUCKING AWESOME like ICE HOCKEY

[Shadoninja]

It's not hard in here.

That's what she said

[Olimar12345]

My laptop:
67% battery left = you have six seconds to find your charger.
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[Yugi]

My laptop:
67% battery left = you have six seconds to find your charger.
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lolwat

[Waddle Bro]

My laptop:
67% battery left = you have six seconds to find your charger.
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[Toby]

My laptops terrible too, it's like you have 2 hours left *10mins later* You have 1 mins left, go get the charger!

[SuperFireKirby]

*First world problems