The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[Roz~]

^Whoa I would've failed most of my classes if we had a similar policy here.

Also my roommate is a fucking idiot. Got all flustered 'cause his boss decided to have cameras installed at his workplace, so he couldn't spend his shift playing video games or watching anime/tv series anymore. He decided that was a good reason enough to quit his job. Then he said he might want to go back to school, so he took the Translation Major's entrance exam, but he failed. So now all I get to hear is how his life sucks 'cause he has no job and didn't make it to university. All he does is smoke pot, get drunk and play video games all day. He's not even trying to find a job, and he told us he doesn't want his parents to know. He's 29. I'm stuck living with this guy for a year. u_u

[SlowPokemon]

Connect a frying pan with his forehead tbh

[Roz~]

I was thinking about connecting a shovel to his forehead but a frying pan sounds fun especially considering he always uses mine to cook and he nevers washes it afterwards

[Waddle Bro]

Can't you request for a transfer? Accuse him for a robbery or some shit without any actual evidence.

[SlowPokemon]

I am no longer marrying Waddle Bro

[MaestroUGC]

Well that took a turn.

[Waddle Bro]

At first I was planning on suggesting motivating the man by acquiring an untraceable gun through a 3D-printer and shooting his parents and the dog, then hiding the gun parts inside the dog's stomach. The police would cremate the dog without ever looking inside, destroying any evidence they could have against you. Then threaten that the same thing will happen to him unless he starts moving his ass, since you know? He. Can't. Prove. Shit.
I wanted to post this, but then decided that it's too good of a plan to be wasted on motivating some Canadian loser. I'll save it for my future spouse for that NYC place you might remember me talking about earlier. I bet you thought I was kidding.

Some little boys grow up wanting to become astronauts or football stars; I've always wanted to be a widower.

[braix]

Some little boys grow up wanting to become astronauts or football stars; I've always wanted to be a widower.

I've always wanted to be Waddle.

[Olimar12345]

Weird, because I've always wanted to be zoroark wanting to be Waddle.

[KefkaticFanatic]

^Whoa I would've failed most of my classes if we had a similar policy here.

Also my roommate is a fucking idiot. Got all flustered 'cause his boss decided to have cameras installed at his workplace, so he couldn't spend his shift playing video games or watching anime/tv series anymore. He decided that was a good reason enough to quit his job. Then he said he might want to go back to school, so he took the Translation Major's entrance exam, but he failed. So now all I get to hear is how his life sucks 'cause he has no job and didn't make it to university. All he does is smoke pot, get drunk and play video games all day. He's not even trying to find a job, and he told us he doesn't want his parents to know. He's 29. I'm stuck living with this guy for a year. u_u

Can't you use this to get him evicted in some fashion?  I was under the impression you usually have to apply for a lease and terms are generally that you are readily employed or in schooling or at least somewhat productive and not just a deadbeat waste of air

[Roz~]

I'm definitely gonna check if it's possible to get him evicted or something. Our parents had to sign a contract stating that, since we are students, they will have to pay for us if for some reason we can't afford to pay our rent. I'm not sure it still applies to him as he is not a student. There's also the fact that my husband is being stupid and he's always trying to defend our roommate and it pisses me the fuck out.

[mikey]

Weird, because I've always wanted to be zoroark wanting to be Waddle.

I've always wanted to grow up to be the size of a quarter
ooooooh

[Ruto]

^Whoa I would've failed most of my classes if we had a similar policy here.

Also my roommate is a fucking idiot. Got all flustered 'cause his boss decided to have cameras installed at his workplace, so he couldn't spend his shift playing video games or watching anime/tv series anymore. He decided that was a good reason enough to quit his job. Then he said he might want to go back to school, so he took the Translation Major's entrance exam, but he failed. So now all I get to hear is how his life sucks 'cause he has no job and didn't make it to university. All he does is smoke pot, get drunk and play video games all day. He's not even trying to find a job, and he told us he doesn't want his parents to know. He's 29. I'm stuck living with this guy for a year. u_u

The lesson is, never have guy roommates D: I think deadbeat girls are easier to get rid of...

[ETFROXX]

I have one guy roommate, besides my boyfriend, and he's actually one of the more responsible ones.

[Waddle Bro]

The lesson is, never have guy roommates D: I think deadbeat girls are easier to get rid of...

Sexist muchhhhh