The Rant Thread/My Life Sucks Topic [Don't be pricks]

[DrP]

I have to call the New Jersey Department of Taxation.

This is going to be fun.

[mikey]

you should yell
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
and hang up

[Yugi]

Ask if they're run by a communist death cult.

[ZeldaFan]

So after this massive windstorm we had, now it has been SNOWING since about 5pm yesterday - all night, and all day so far.
It's supposed to continue until about midnight tonight... Great. What a fuckin fantastic birthday I'm gonna have tomorrow... At least I took the day off so I won't have to drive to work on the ice that will likely be forming overnight.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

There was a power outage from about 9:00 AM to about 6:20 PM. I was unable to get on during that time.

[Jamaha]

My microwave oven doesn't heat anymore. So essentially my kitchen now has a device for rotating food.

[MaestroUGC]

Hey, display boxes can be expensive. Rejoice that you got one for free!

[mikey]

My microwave oven doesn't heat anymore. So essentially my kitchen now has a device for rotating food.

you could use it to rotate tires too

[Dude]

what

[mikey]

I know, rotating tires is so silly like it's the biggest what of car industry why do we rotate our tires when they rotate on the road while we're driving anyway like for real

[Dude]

I hope you're joking.

[FierceDeity]

No, nocturne legitimately thinks you can rotate tires in a microwave
You got him
What a fool

[blueflower999]

Technically if your microwave is big enough it's pretty easy to rotate a tire in it.

[Dude]

No, nocturne legitimately thinks you can rotate tires in a microwave
You got him
What a fool

I thought you left -_-

[SlowPokemon]

i'm laughing this community is so great this is exactly how this thread always works

1. Someone makes a legitimate post in regard to the title of the thread

My microwave oven doesn't heat anymore. So essentially my kitchen now has a device for rotating food.

2. Someone else makes a light tongue-in-cheek joke as an attempt to make the first person feel better

Hey, display boxes can be expensive. Rejoice that you got one for free!

3. A third person makes a completely misguided and off the wall comment that may or may not be a joke

you could use it to rotate tires too

4. Someone addresses him about the comment

what

5. Third person uses nonsense to defend himself in what may or may not be a serious manner

I know, rotating tires is so silly like it's the biggest what of car industry why do we rotate our tires when they rotate on the road while we're driving anyway like for real

6. The person who called him out addresses the new comment in the same way

I hope you're joking.

7. Yet another person comes in to post something sarcastic about what's going on

No, nocturne legitimately thinks you can rotate tires in a microwave
You got him
What a fool

8. A random member comes in to dispel the tension by making everyone laugh about the situation

Technically if your microwave is big enough it's pretty easy to rotate a tire in it.

9. Person who was the target of the sarcasm is undeterred and defends himself

I thought you left -_-

10. Recap by the most handsome member of the forums

11. I'm not sure what happens next but I'm pretty confident it will end in either a flame war or a long argument with huge walls of text