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Ironic Wish Granting

Started by Qew, March 27, 2011, 12:35:58 AM

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Dudeman

Granted. It turns out a "Moar" is a giant demon monster from the underworld that devours the souls of the world.
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Everyone dies.

I wish that everyone had good grammar and spelling.
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book

Raymondbl

granted. No one types faster than 20 WPM, so they start abbreviating everything and shortening sentences.

I wish I didn't have stage fright when I play piano for audiences.
The purpose of life is to survive.  Deal with it.

ChrisLeeFan1118

Wish granted, but now you have a fear of Ivory.

I wish I could be nicer to people.
I used to be very conceited, that has all changed; now I'm Perfect!


blueflower999

Granted. They aren't nice to you.

I wish people would understand that I say "moar" and "liek" on purpose.
Bulbear! Blueflower999

ChrisLeeFan1118

Wish Granted, but they don't understand anything else you say.

I wish Rick Santorum becomes the next President of the United States.
I used to be very conceited, that has all changed; now I'm Perfect!


Dude

No.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Sir Dino

#411
Granted, but then everyone else is lazy.

(oh sorry, forgot) I wish I was polydactyl.

Dude


Clanker37

Quote from: Maestro Aamir on April 13, 2012, 05:36:10 PMI wish I was polydactyl.
Granted, however you're killed and studied by scientists.

I wish that bogans wouldn't come to my KFC.

blueflower999

Granted. They come straight to you instead.

I wish I didn't have to keep bumping topics to get people to continue the game.
Bulbear! Blueflower999

Zunawe

Granted. You are now unable to bump topics at all anymore, and nobody else does either.

I wish I could get my braces off.
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

SuperFireKirby

Wish granted. You now, instead of having braces on your teeth, have them around your wrists and ankles for the remainder of your life.

I wish I could fall asleep.

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Sir Dino

Granted, but you have nightmares. Cubone kind of nightmares (the one that all your loved ones fade away...)

I wish I had a real piano instead of the cheap keyboard I use.

Zunawe

Wish granted. It's a short piano with only 1-1/2 octaves.

I wish I could be done with school
You know you've been playing too much Dragon Quest when you're afraid your Hershey's Kisses are going to flee.

I program things

Sir Dino

Granted, but now you have nothing to do. (aka boredom)

I wish my bonsai would grow just at least one centimeter.. (please?? :) )