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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #405 on: March 28, 2012, 06:11:10 PM »

Granted. It turns out a "Moar" is a giant demon monster from the underworld that devours the souls of the world.
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Everyone dies.

I wish that everyone had good grammar and spelling.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #406 on: March 28, 2012, 06:17:47 PM »

granted. No one types faster than 20 WPM, so they start abbreviating everything and shortening sentences.

I wish I didn't have stage fright when I play piano for audiences.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #407 on: March 28, 2012, 08:41:51 PM »

Wish granted, but now you have a fear of Ivory.

I wish I could be nicer to people.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #408 on: March 28, 2012, 10:37:27 PM »

Granted. They aren't nice to you.

I wish people would understand that I say "moar" and "liek" on purpose.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #409 on: March 28, 2012, 10:41:11 PM »

Wish Granted, but they don't understand anything else you say.

I wish Rick Santorum becomes the next President of the United States.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #410 on: April 14, 2012, 01:35:27 AM »

No.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #411 on: April 14, 2012, 01:36:10 AM »

Granted, but then everyone else is lazy.

(oh sorry, forgot) I wish I was polydactyl.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #412 on: April 14, 2012, 01:38:28 AM »

(Make a wish.)
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #413 on: April 14, 2012, 07:48:32 AM »

I wish I was polydactyl.
Granted, however you're killed and studied by scientists.

I wish that bogans wouldn't come to my KFC.

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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #414 on: May 16, 2012, 01:55:19 AM »

Granted. They come straight to you instead.

I wish I didn't have to keep bumping topics to get people to continue the game.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #415 on: May 16, 2012, 02:55:37 AM »

Granted. You are now unable to bump topics at all anymore, and nobody else does either.

I wish I could get my braces off.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #416 on: May 16, 2012, 03:07:11 AM »

Wish granted. You now, instead of having braces on your teeth, have them around your wrists and ankles for the remainder of your life.

I wish I could fall asleep.
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #417 on: May 16, 2012, 04:34:47 AM »

Granted, but you have nightmares. Cubone kind of nightmares (the one that all your loved ones fade away...)

I wish I had a real piano instead of the cheap keyboard I use.

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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #418 on: May 16, 2012, 04:46:48 AM »

Wish granted. It's a short piano with only 1-1/2 octaves.

I wish I could be done with school
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Re: Ironic Wish Granting
« Reply #419 on: May 16, 2012, 06:03:53 AM »

Granted, but now you have nothing to do. (aka boredom)

I wish my bonsai would grow just at least one centimeter.. (please?? :) )
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